A non-exsistant thing
by Jason's dad April 18, 2016

One who makes you do everything his way no matter what and makes you feel awful all the time and is very mean but when gets around other people besides your family acts like nothing's wrong...he's a hypocrite and needs medication ASAP
by Mermaidbaby August 26, 2013

A father who makes a good living and bitches about having to pay $256 dollars a month in child support even though he can afford it but would rather spend all his money on whiskey and pot. A true live asshole.
I wish someone would take my deadbeat dad out in the back and set his head on fire because he is such an asshole.
by YourCloud July 9, 2003

The standard set of albums from the 60s and 70s that every boomer likes. Boomers try to get younguns to listen to dad rock by loading up "best albums ever" lists with them. Dad rockers have no desire to listen to recent music and are stuck in the past.
by donth January 21, 2004

Dad-Body
1. A body resembling a man who lives a sedentary lifestyle, flabby, usually comes with a keg gut. Sometimes can see penis, most of the time cannot. Body resembles his personality; dull, lifeless, and very conservative.
2. Once in shape, but clearly has lost most athletic properties. Best suited for sitting at a desk chair, possibly doing ones taxes.
1. A body resembling a man who lives a sedentary lifestyle, flabby, usually comes with a keg gut. Sometimes can see penis, most of the time cannot. Body resembles his personality; dull, lifeless, and very conservative.
2. Once in shape, but clearly has lost most athletic properties. Best suited for sitting at a desk chair, possibly doing ones taxes.
Alex has a dad-body
by MikeMikeJoe September 2, 2013

Typically, an middle aged man whose butt has grown sideways versus outward. A dad butt can typically be found in khakis with pleats. The largeness will only be found in viewing from behind and not a sideways glance.
by Bootyesque February 7, 2017

Scape: Yo Neng and Tok, guess what! I just became an Instant Dad today because of UltimaMom! Yayayaya!!
by Tokenss December 20, 2008
