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crotch cricket

Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...
Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park
by jimjones, omnibeing April 19, 2018
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Mormon Cricket

The inasive species taking over a state called Nevada
Master Chief: "Have you seen the inasive species taking over a state called Nevada known as a Mormon Cricket?"

Lego Padme: "Yeah, where is the Frog Army?"
by WitherAreDanger June 24, 2023
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get it cricket

a backhanded remark/ compliment
get it cricketdarla said to ston tron
by stontron June 23, 2022
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Cricket Wank

A bit like the stranger but wearing your batting gloves and your favourite teams bucket hat
His missus was away and his team had won so he celebrated with a cricket wank
by Mungki_ September 15, 2024
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Pakistani cricket team

A team who'll give you regular mini heart attacks during matches
Yay! the Pakistani cricket team finally defeated India and saved us from death
by Taekookaremyhubands<3 November 25, 2021
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Cave Cricket

n/v. Femal in connotation. A girl that you would never contact during daylight hours. She is someone you meet up with late at night typically past 2am as a last resort because you know a cave cricket is nocturnal, out and about, and down. The ultimate goal
when soliciting a cave cricket is to mate. Not seen
Or heard from during day night hours. Night night.

Jersey origins.

Synonyms - whore
Yo bro, it's 3am...who you texting? Oh must be that cave cricket.
by PaulGold August 4, 2014
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Shit cricket

Stubborn little fucks that just won’t ever shut the hell up, I’d say one of the worst bugs ever created in Gods green earth
Man I can’t get no sleep, those damn shit crickets won’t shut the hell up
by Hashsimons September 13, 2020
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