by Excelsior von hemogloben October 17, 2011
Get the Cock Sherpamug. by The Handy Man February 15, 2010
Get the cock climbingmug. A person who is generous to the upperside of the male member. One who licks or salivates on a penis' shaft without doing anything else.
"Jesus Christ that fucking woman would go anywhere else."
"What do you mean?"
"She was perched on my dick like a cock raven"
"What do you mean?"
"She was perched on my dick like a cock raven"
by Definately not Mike December 2, 2005
Get the Cock Ravenmug. by YaBoiMike June 8, 2017
Get the Cock Snobblermug. Insert your flaccid cock into one end of a 'Smartie' tube. Get your partner to tickle your ballsack and watch in wonder as your dick gets hard then bursts the 'Smartie' tube apart. A bit like Dr David Banner getting angry! For added effect, paint your knob green before insertion.
COMMENTATOR: "So, after 120 minutes of the FA Cup final, the score is Liverpool 3 Everton 3! History is about to be made! This is the first final is to be decided, not by the usual penalty shoot-out, but by both team captains Cock Hulking a Smartie tube. The first to burst wins! Back to the action!"
REFEREE: "Mr Neville......Ready? (Phil nods), Mr Gerrard........Ready? (Stevie nods) Ticklers.....Ready? (Distin and Suarez both nod) FWEEEEEEEEEEET
REFEREE: "Mr Neville......Ready? (Phil nods), Mr Gerrard........Ready? (Stevie nods) Ticklers.....Ready? (Distin and Suarez both nod) FWEEEEEEEEEEET
by Chimping Champ August 31, 2012
Get the Cock Hulkmug. "Are you saying we'll get this return on the investment. Are you prepared to put your cock-on-the-block here?"
by hicksandhudson September 16, 2014
Get the Cock-on-the-Blockmug. Used in similar fashion as Holy shit except the cock part makes it more ear catching because no one is expecting it
by Sevaii November 20, 2020
Get the Holy Cockmug.