When you wake up the next morning after being intimate with your loved one, you take pure egg yolk and pour it in a mug filled with yellow urine, microwave for thirty seconds and lightly wisk, then serve to your loved one with with toast and bacon.
by Denny's Delight August 27, 2010
A type of breakfast which includes every edible item in plain sight. Often consumed in company of friends, or after a long or exciting night. Can be damaging to the consumer's heath.
Name derived from the consumer's vacuum-like mouth, sucking in anything regardless of caloric content.
Name derived from the consumer's vacuum-like mouth, sucking in anything regardless of caloric content.
by Graphhhhh March 29, 2010
When a male on the toilet is shitting, he runs outside with shit sticking half-way out his ass, and screams, "LOOK AT MY BREAKFAST!"
by Thethekvr April 02, 2014
The look on someone's face when they had a delicious and filling breakfast and the look as if they just had amazing sex
John.."Hey Ryan you look super content did you just get laid?" Ryan... "No I just really enjoyed that breakfast!" John... "it looks like you have breakfast afterglow!"
by Romandell October 21, 2017
A university breakfast is when you wake up and smoke research chemicals off of foil. It is similar to the Kentucky breakfast and the wake and bake but covers any chemicals being used for research, marked not for human consumption.
by BillyP123 March 11, 2017
When you shit on someone's chest, mash it into a flapjack and start flipping it over and over, shouting "yahoo" while bucking on top of them, and then making them eat the flapjack shit.
I gave Mark a Stampede Breakfast yesterday. He was thankful for the protein, but there was a lot of cleanup afterward.
by JimminyBrisket May 24, 2017
to get so drunk that you wake up the following morning after sleeping face down on the ground outside
by the lazy domski June 14, 2011