Hosing off the back porch

tucking your penis back, goat style, then peeing behind you

He was really hosing off the back porch with his dick

by Huser February 3, 2007

Tuning up the band

Whacking off.

Q: Why does that chode have both hands under the table?

A: Looks like he is tuning up the band.

by Niffer Man December 18, 2011

Shake the baby

To go off. To lose control. To "go in." To "go ham."
To lose your mind. To go all out. To act a fool. To lose your cool.

I can't wait to get to the party tonight. I'm gonna shake the baby!

by Dirty South Joe April 18, 2011

scale the bass

Human male masturbation; so called because stroking the erect penis resembles, albeit tenuously, the action of removing scales from a game fish in preparation for cooking

Dude, that stripper gave me blue balls. I'm going in the crapper to think about her and scale the bass, then calling it a night.

by C.C. Black November 4, 2007

cover the face, bomb the base

What you should do to a girl who has a really fit body, but the face is like a slapped arse that needs censoring.
Can also be known as a paper bag job

"Check out that girl over there, she's well fit."

"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."

"Oh shit, what a minger..."

"Yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?"

"Good idea, but i'll need another pint of cider first.."

by Prem Shah September 19, 2006

in the bag

archane slang for drunk

I don't remember that. I was in the bag by then.

by The Frugie December 21, 2004

Fumble the bag

To drop the ball. To fuck up the money

I gave him a chance and told him not to fumble the bag.

by Nana@yourass June 13, 2018