Black Emma

An amazing human who is absolutely the life of the party in any situation. Her only weaknesses are that she is attracted to only white men over the age of 40 and uses her crystals on a daily basis

Wow Black Emma is the coolest friend i could have.

I love white men as much as black emma does.

by a beautiful human November 23, 2021

Black Sakurai

A picture of a large sexy black man (known as Masahiro Sakurai) who appears when searching "who created Kirby?". It seems like he is a convict.

"Who tf created Kirby again?"
"I think it was a guy called Black Sakurai"

by Erik Armin Jensen May 31, 2021

black cactus

Black cactus is a crazy killing machine that destroys everything in its path. Except Popsicle sticks 🌵

He is the highest ranked player in this lobby. he must be a black cactus.

by Beg4Hegg January 22, 2015

The Black Box

The black box is a speaker used in events where you get hyped to very loud rap music and party.

Marusha, tell Layla to get the black box out.

by Marusha June 04, 2019

Snipes Black

Possibly the darkest skin tone african americans can reach...darker than the darkest man in hollywood - WESLEY.

Man 1: "LOOK! that guy's darker than Wesley Snipes!'

Man 2: "Yeah man, he's Snipes Black."

by The Old Dirty Chinese Food Store July 15, 2005

black ops

A very effective contraception method used by teens. the cause of huge and almost instant drop in rates of new teen pregnancies (there have been 5 pregnancies confirmed since nov. 9th, 2010).

Colloquially known as black ops, the real name of the game is Call of Duty: African-American Ops.

example 1:

hot girl: "hey you, want a blowjob? ;)"

guy: "no im playing black ops. maybe later. FUUUUUUCKKKKKK goddamnit fucking hardscoper!!"

example 2:
white kid: man black ops is gona be fucking awesome!

person of african descent: you mutha FUCKA!!

by MildlyUpsetManOfColor November 15, 2010

Rebecca Blacked

to be utterly tortured by the music video of Friday by Rebecca Black thinking you've just clicked the link to an intrguing video

Jake: Hey Nate!! Check it out-I found some crazy-ass
YouTube porn.

Nate: (runs to Jake's bedroom) You better not be lying
man. I've been dying to get me some of this shit.

Jake: Me too, man. Alright. Let's do this. (clicks on the
video)

Nate: (sees a hot girl undressing) Damn this is soo...Oh
WTF??!! (now sees the beginning of Friday)

Jake: No!!! No!!! Not that stupid bitch! (Rebecca Black
starts singing) OMG! Quick Nate close the box!

Nate: (jamming his fingers on the mouse on the X) I am-
it's not working!!

Jake: Then turn down the volume. (starts puking once
the song breaks into chorus)

Nate: Dammit! It won't work either!!

Jake: Aww crap!!

(He and Nate start screaming while trying not to throw up. Once the song was over, Jake's mom found them dead on the floor. She then looked up at the computer screen and saw the Friday music video right in front of her.)

Jake's mom: OH NO!! They've been Rebecca Blacked!!!!

by thecomputerninja April 16, 2011