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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

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Timberdoodled

An altered state of consciousness where a human subject is so intoxicated they can only communicate by "Meeping", the call of the American Woodcock (colloquially referred to as a Timberdoodle)

"My mother wasn't very happy when I got completely timberdoodled at my nephew's 6th birthday party"

by Ofsaan March 31, 2025

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A perceivedly-paltry payment/reward-share of da total yield/reserve dat creates seething-anger emotions in da recipient of said "small potatoes" allotment, knowing dat everyone else got a considerably-larger share of da remaining nine-tenths of da spoils.

If Acey promised Snakes only "ten pissent" in return for "getting the stuff", said shifty-eyed sneak might have resentfully viewed said minuscule-sector dole-out as being "tempercent", considering all of the effort and/or danger that he'd likely had to go through in order to obtain said valuable object/information, especially when it included his having to also guardedly interact with the dangerous Tommy-gun-wielding Johnny merely to collect his payment!

by QuacksO January 28, 2026

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temperfect

temperfect adj.
tem·per·fect /ˈtɛm-pər-fikt/

Temporarily perfect; describing a work-in-progress that is flawless relative to everything its creator has conceived so far, yet destined to feel incomplete the instant a new idea appears.

The fleeting state in which a draft, design, or section of prose contains every thought the author had up to that point—until the next thought shows up.

Irrecoverably unique; once a temperfect work is lost (deleted, overwritten, corrupted, etc.), it can never be truly temperfect again, because no reconstruction can guarantee every nuance of the original moment’s insight.

Novelist’s Journal, 10 a.m.: “Chapter 12 is temperfect—all foreshadowing lines up, the dialogue snaps, the symbolism is spot-on.”

4 p.m.: Laptop drive fails before the draft is backed up.

Next morning: “I’m rewriting Chapter 12 from memory. The plot still works, but I can’t shake the feeling some sentence, some subtle echo, is missing. The temperfect version is gone forever.”

by Blake McBride May 13, 2025

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