E-Tard

Somebody who has become mentally impared due to excessive use of the drug, ecstacy.
Usually they zone out and stare off in to the ditance or find lame things extraordinarily funny. They carry around the attention span of a two year old with a brain tumor.

"Wow, you've become such an e-tard."

"Don't do ecstacy so much! You'll become e-tard."

"Dude, I swear I'm an e-tard."

by OMFGIHARTU December 22, 2008

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heroes-tard

One who watches the hit NBC show "Heroes" yet knows next to nothing about it.

Or someone who wants to be cool and tries to pretend that they watch it and when asked who they like the most or what they think will happen next the don't know what to say.

Person A: "I think Adam Monroe is going to be Takezo Kensei, what do you think?"

Person B: "Who's Adam Monroe? I don't know who the other guy is either."

Person A: "They were just talking about them you r-tard!"

Person B: "Oh, were they really?"

Person A: "Dude, you're such a Heroes-tard."

by drigerfblader November 28, 2007

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pop-tard

Wildly influential pop celebrity with absolutely no intelligence. This is usually from the perspective of the parents of kids who listen to / emulate the tard in question.

I'm so glad that pop-tard Paris Hilton has dropped off the map. Now, if only we could do something about that Bieber kid...

by alfalfa31 July 23, 2010

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