Beef Sweater

Fine Egyptian like fur that surrounds the base of a mans sword.

Chick....Um, I think I have something in my teeth.
Zach....Don't sweat it babe! That's just my beef sweater. You look good.

by SweedishFish424 December 14, 2017

whiskey sweater

Keeping warm by drinking whiskey.

Let's go to the pub and put on a whiskey sweater to keep us warm for these cold upstate NY nights!

by Cupist January 14, 2018

Sweater

An article of clothing that your mother makes you wear whenever she is cold.

Son comes inside, from riding his bike, to get a drink of water.

Son: "Mom I'm going back out to ride with my friends."
Mom: " Get back here young man. It's cold out there. You are not going back out until you put this sweater on."
Son: But mom! It's 68° and I'll be too hot.

Mom: You will. Not go back out without wearing this. End of story.

Son: OK Mom.

by T0my2T0n3 November 30, 2017

Sweater Turkeys

A slang term used for a woman's breasts.

"I can't stop staring when she's running with no bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around."

by CleetorisW January 31, 2024

Knit a sweater phase

When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.

I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.

by TwoTablesNoTime January 13, 2012

sweater eyes

When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )

Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.

by skinnyjhorts January 8, 2015

Sweater Pecs

Having the pecs that are sizable enough to look good in a sweater.

Man, that guy sure has good sweater pecs!

by Andybandy69 October 1, 2015