Fuck Me Sweater

- A sweater that screams "don’t you want to see what's underneath this?"
- A sweater that makes a persons body such an enigma that you want nothing more for them to take it off.
- A sweater that gives off a cute, nerdy, but still incredibly sexy vibe.
- Just because it's cold out doesn't meant you cant dress like a hoe.

Person 1: I'm from Florida. I don’t know how to dress cute when it's cold outside.
Person 2: Bitch, you need a fuck me sweater.

by itsgivingcvnt November 17, 2022

Sweatering

Attempting to wear a sweater gracefully.

Janice has taken to sweatering, but some of her choices have been Bill Cosby-esque.

by Alsex, The Man October 17, 2010

Sweater jello

Medium to large breasts making a jiggling motion inside the cover of a sweater.

Hey Gary, check out the sweater jello!

by VanillaScooper April 11, 2017

7 Sweater

when you sweat the same amount as 7 people

"Oh damn you exercised hard"

"Yeh man you know how it is, just had a 7 sweater"

by SweaterTings January 30, 2018

fancy sweater

one who is slightly metro-sexual with more of a European flare

wow Chris with his collar up and his hair slicked looks like one hell of a fancy sweater

by nataskirk October 15, 2008

playboy sweater

a hoodie a girl customizes for their boyfriend that has a nude picture of your her on it

"mate, my hun got me a hoodie."
"can I see it"
"nah, it's a playboy sweater fam"

by symabie May 22, 2022

Sweater Friends

Perky tits under a sweater.

I had my face all up in those sweater friends!

by bryan3473 September 08, 2011