joke suicide

when somebody kills their own joke

Person 1: *tells funny joke*
Person 2: *thinks joke is funny*
Person 1: *explains joke* OR *overdoes joke*
Person 2: *thinks: yikes. joke suicide. joke is ruined.*

by carolion May 8, 2014

prenatal suicide

an alternative term for a miscarriage.

"Wasn't she pregnant?"
"Yeah, but the fetus committed prenatal suicide."

by Moggraider May 27, 2008

the suicide bomb

While receiving fellatio you hold your partners head down and without informing them you ejaculate into their mouth screaming JIHAD!

Partner: Tell me when you are gonna cum.
You: oh yeah, don't worry just keep going. oh yeah.
Partner: mmpphhhh
You: oh yeah! JIHAD! (holding head firmly down possibly with two hands)
Partner: mph cough gag
You: How'd you like the suicide bomb?
Partner: You Fucking asshole.

by LFT April 26, 2008

ATM Suicide

Prior to putting the gun into the throat, one inserts the gun into their asshole.

Mr. and Mrs. Bieber, im sorry but your son Justin committed ATM suicide.

by Carltin May 18, 2014

suicide door

A car door whose hinge is near the rear of the car rather than near the front of the car. So called because it tends to fly open if caught by the wind (especially in the case of poor panel fit or an open-top car that does not channel air efficiently) rather than shutting right away, causing the car to become unbalanced at speed and leading to numerous other possibly fatal results, such as the car being thrown to one side and crashing or an occupant thrown out of the car.

They used to put suicide doors on a lot of cars in the '20s, but now we know better.

by Airrider October 10, 2009

suicide

the one and only wrong answer to past.present.future actons
questions
mistakes

relief or selfishness
an age old question based more on accual attempt not circumstances

i say selfish desire
and temperary relief...

hell?

to take your life to relief your problems yet create more for thoughs around you...suicide

by honest.emo.answer October 13, 2006

suicide rizz

Threatening to Kys to rizz a bitch up

I suicide rizzed a bitch up

by Rizzon James December 28, 2022