Steel Wool Virgin

A Steel Wool Virgin is when you are having sex with a woman for the first time and her pubic hair has the consistency and feel of a Brillo Pad (and she doesn't know because no one's ever told her). The coarse, wiry pubic hair, in itself, is not generally the problem; if you are careful, it can be avoided. The problem is when those hairs are long enough to find their way into the mouth of the vagina during sex & make the penis feel like it is being cut by a couple dozen mini-razor blades through out the act. The man is usually too afraid to voice the painful concern's of his penis out of fear that it may end that first encounter & the last thing you want to do is give her a complex. After a few dates, casually bringing up that you like it when women shave usually does the trick with out upsetting her (But, Steel Wool Virgins Must Continue To Shave on a Regular Basis. The only thing worse than the original steel wool hair is feeling that area with three day's worth of stubble. Its like rubbing your testicles with fish wrapped in wet sandpaper. When this happens, the woman is "Deforested", meaning the trees have all been cut down, but the stumps are all still there). On the whole, its not her fault that she doesn't know that she feels like you're having sex with a garbage disposal, so its your responsibility to find a way to change that (specifically before scabs start to form...). If all goes right, but you do break up eventually, you'll be doing the next guy a huge favor.

Man, I was with this Steel Wool Virgin last night and by the time we were done, I needed a blood transfusion, a partial skin graft and a whole lotta band-aids

by ZStar930 April 18, 2011

steel horse

An old name for a bicycle

...the steel horse fills a gap in modern life, it is an answer not only to its needs, but also to its aspirations...It's quite certainly here to stay.
Le Vélocipède Illustré, in 1869

by sunnydayz April 27, 2017

The rusty steel shack

Putting it in the rusty steel shack is when you have sexual intercourse with a girl who has her period and then you stick your bloody shaft into her bootyhole.

Yo dude! Did you hear how Brian Greco gave that ugly fat chick the rusty steel shack behind Nirchi's last night!

by wong tong tilli tong March 27, 2009

steele

an act of ditching friends for a whore with a penis and becoming a chick on a 50 year period with sand shoved up his vagina and saying he is very busy when he is too busy trying to please his whore by sucking her cock and playing ME2 and becomes a bitch on a leash which in fact does not extend

garrett steele his friends for his girlfriend

by terranfear August 6, 2011

steel dan

The art of taking a razor blade and cutting a child’s asshole to make it bigger so that a grown man can slide his junk in easier

The hole is too small.Nothing a steel Dan won’t fix

by Xxxxxxtentancion November 1, 2017

Steel Birth

An incredibly solid and hard surfaced stool that causes pain when excreted. Often the 'birther' will have to raise his buttocks off the seat,pause to regain breath and pushing power before continuing to heave the beast out.

Gregory's excellent John Wayne walk was partly attributed to the wince inducing Steel Birth he produced in May of '94 and still brought a tear to his eye on recollection.

by Ralism July 24, 2011

Japanese Steel

noun: a slang term for a katana sword

Used in the movie Kill Bill, Vol. 1
ex 1 (plural) : "I need to see him for his Japanese steel"
ex 2 (singular) : "I have Japanese steel"

by Crazybmws November 16, 2010