squirrel boy

Along with Camp Lazlo, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, My Gym Partner's A Monkey, and Ben 10, the reason most people stop watching Cartoon Network.

Squirrel Boy sucks dick.

by A shitty excuse for a name October 8, 2006

flying squirrel

Sex position, when the female in on her stomach while holding her ankles with her knees fully bent. The Male holds her knees up while spreading her legs, to hit it from the back.

While executing the flying squirrel Andrew got rug burn on his knees and Nicole got it on her face.

by Andrew D. September 7, 2008

squirrel handed

when one has a squirrel instead of a left hand
(see Kid's book-SBemail- Homestarrunner)

Gregor is a weird name

by *tweak* September 19, 2003

dirty squirrel

the act of shitting on someone's scrotum regions

He woke up with and noticed he had been dirty squirreled.

by EBSCOHOSTKILLER January 6, 2010

Ground Squirrel

A hot chick that you don't want to do, because she's so stupid.

"Dude! I was scoping this hot chick at the bar last night but then she spoke and she was a total ground squirrel. Her head was full of walnuts, total waste."

by DPH Red strange.com January 24, 2013

Cuban Squirrel

Facetiously describing a Rat. Referencing the abundance of rats in Havana.

Mommy, I seen another Cuban squirrel run under the house.

by Your Undercover Lover September 15, 2009

Nigerian Squirrel

A large rodent resembling a squirrel, a rat, and a raccoon. They vary in color, but are the size of an average brown bear. Thought to be connected to Illuminati. Related to the Algerian Squirrel.
First discovered in 1700's, these terrifying animals were found in a tomb of what could have been an alien tomb in Nigeria. Because of the terrifying appearance and creepiness of the tomb and animal, the tomb was sealed and the ordeal was completely covered up. That's why you never hear about Nigerian Squirrels anymore.

"Nigerian squirrels are real. Believe."

by werty29991 December 21, 2014