Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.

Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.

by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022

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squeezing ween

The act of procrastination by jerking off.

How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back

"Squeezing ween".

by Clydexmusic May 13, 2022

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Squelling

To run with fear making loud obnoxious sounds

The man saw the blood and started squelling

by Dendendenden May 19, 2022

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Squazinga

An exact measurement of 10,000 gallons of sperm or semen

Squazinga bro

by Sus backlit June 1, 2022

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Screaming Roach

This is an individual who lurks on multiple internet platforms and is dying for relevancy. This individual tends to be of a less attractive state which makes their actions less of a moral standing. Online this individual will use the multiple platforms to seek validation,attention ,relevancy, and any type of acknowledgment even if it’s degrading and of a usage rather than true emotional connection. The “roach” is utterly “screaming” for attention which they probably didn’t receive during childhood and has a misunderstanding of their status in the online community. The usage of themselves and the multiple platforms shows a dire need for attention and typically results in discarding and degradation in the long run. Step on any screaming roach they love to be a pest!

Omg she is such a screaming roach! Why does she keep adding me on IG under different/fake names.

He used her to validate himself and now she is becoming a screaming roach when he returns back to his usual ways

by B_Cchillen June 18, 2022

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