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spit-lube jack-off

A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.
Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!
by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021
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spit

"Hey man, I could sure use a spit a copenhagen right now"

"Can I get a spit a skoal offa you"
by Z Ellmo September 8, 2006
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spit fuck

Where two men make love to one woman at the same time, using two different orifices - like a pig on a spit.
Barry and Frederick spit fucked Anthea for her 12th birthday
by KORG April 4, 2004
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spit hit

Noun: the last little bit of the liquid in a {beer} bottle. The last warm bit. Very unpleasant tasting and foamy, hence the name.
Thanks so much for giving me the spit hit. Next time can you give me a beer that's just been opened?
by cartoonmayhem April 30, 2006
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spitalian

1. Noun. One who is of both Spanish and Italian origin.
Possibly the mexicans.
"What ethnic minority are you from then?"
"I'm Spitalian"
by Chakat Goldfur May 24, 2007
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Spaits M

usually somebody who is a complete asshole and has an especially crooked cock. The person also usually has a ridiculously hairy ass and should be advised not to sit on velcro in the near future. Used in a derogatory manner.
Kid: Hey! There is yet another Spaits M!

Parent: Oh honey! You looked at his crooked cock didnt you?
by panama171 January 21, 2008
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Spit me out

Spit me out is a term commonly used when someone tries to roast you out of nowhere and you're not in the mood
Rhien: Boiii keep looking at me and I'll knock the highlights out your hair girl

Kim: Spit me out yo I ain't for it
by MamiiiMysterious April 24, 2017
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