Ass Splash

When you’re taking a massive and the piss water splashes up at your ass making you feel uncomfortable.

Man, I was taking a massive and I had a fucking rad ass splash.

by ThatAssSplashGuy March 06, 2021

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The Splashing Blumpkins

This is just what I call The Smashing Pumpkins, I think it’s funny.

The Smashing Pumpkins? More like The Splashing Blumpkins, ammirite?

by thesplashingblumpkins June 06, 2021

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dread-splash

When the ends of dreads splash all over your face like little water droplets. It generally occurs when walking behind, or standing behind, a wook at a concert who is getting down and moving their dreads around like it's nobody's business.

As I was walking to the bathroom at the concert, I grazed by a wook, who in mid-dance, gave me the biggest dread-splashing I've ever experience.

by CO_Eric November 01, 2007

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No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 07, 2020

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Curb splash

When your friend gets super drunk and ends up pooping on your other friends curb and then his neighbor comes over and says “do you know this guy” and you say ya but you don’t realize that your friends neighbor doesn’t know how to tell you that your other friend pooped on his curb and his daughter saw him pooping

Hey Darren did you curb splash again?

by Curb splatter August 01, 2020

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