Salmon Panties

Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.

Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.

Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".

Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"

by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012

Salmon Panty

the unfortunate circumstance of a woman's underwear smelling of fish

Girl, you've got some serious salmon panty goin' on over there. Go take a shower or somethin'.

by Skankbone November 26, 2013

soulmonger

A wretched human being who dwells in a depressive state in the company of mates.They are known to drain the souls of upbeat beings....

"Jimmys such a soulmonger, he sat in the corner all night sipping a can of fosters".

"I know slip him a Jeffrey, that'll cheer him up".

by jimtim February 19, 2014

Salmon handler

The art of venturing into the nether regions of a woman. Aka fingering the pussy.

I am now a licensed salmon handler.

by E.L.James October 19, 2015

Salmon Sac

A used condom full of semen that is left inside the vagina after pulling out.

Ted didn't want his mom to find a used condom in his trash can, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.

by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss October 12, 2016

Salmon Sac

When a used condom full of semen is left inside the vagina after the guy pulls out.

Ted didn't want his mom to see a used condom in his trash, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.

by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss October 12, 2016

salmon dive

The art of falling over and stiffening up flat like a salmon, in order to provide entertainment for whoever is watching.

"Chrissie B fell off his skateboard and performed the ultimate salmon dive!"

by Sendu20 July 31, 2016