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Oh SNAP

People usually say "Oh SNAP!" as an exclaimation, and it can be either positive or negative.
Positive: "Oh SNAP i aced the test yo!"
Negative: "Oh SNAP i forgot to pop the popcorn!"
by Bluestrike February 13, 2010
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flap snap

The female equivalent of a dick pic, the flap snap is a mercifully theoretical image. Thought to be the "star of Wormwood" referenced in Revelation 10:8, the flap snap is a harbinger of the apocalypse. That a woman would engage in the ill-advised practice of taking tightly framed shots of her genitalia (until then the sole province of misguided men) signals the end not only of justified body shame and common sense, but also the world.
Certain interpretations of the writings of Nostradamus hold that the flap snap will be taken on a gold iPhone 5S.

"Star of Wormwood" or not, the subject of the flap snap is no stranger to wood, or worms.
by 윗닉 November 12, 2013
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snap back

A girl that is tight, has a kid and stays/becomes tight again.
That bitch is a snap back, i could bearly get two fingers in her.
by Johnny 613 March 29, 2010
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Snickity Snap

"Snickity Snap" is an up and coming phrase in the gangster world. “Snickity Snap” has no meaning, it is just a stupid saying that people say such as “Snap, dayyyyummn, and woot.” In truth, this is just a spurious phrase that I concocted when this guy was asking me for a quarter.
PD: Ey yo, can i get a quarta?
Me: SNICKITY SNAP!?!?!
PD: quarter... anybody please....
Me: snickity snap....?
by Casey Martin June 2, 2004
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snapped the string

When you take too much LSD. Way too much. You fly so hard that you trip for the rest of your life. Theres no come down and no cure. You make your self permanently schizophrenic.
This is what happened to Syd Barret.

"Terry had a whole sheet of LSD in his pocket when he ran through those sprinklers. He snapped the string and has never been the same since.
by -where we came in? August 3, 2007
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Turtle Snap

Commonly, after a male finishes urinating, he pulls the front half of his briefs back over his groin and goes about his daily routine.

A Turtle Snap occurs when the male loses grip on his underwear halfway up, causing the elastic to snap directly onto the genitals. Side effects may include severe pain in the testicles, depreciation of self-esteem stemming from the brief inability to use basic motor skills, and strange looks from anyone occupying neighboring stalls.

Over-exposure to Turtle Snapping is likely to result in a Schlonky Donk
Bryan: Hey Mike, why are you doubled over?

Mike: I was so relaxed after my urigasm that I turtle snapped myself.

Bryan: Cool story, bro.
by Reasonwriter703 February 11, 2012
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Butthole Snapping

Touching or fingering the butthole, makes a sound like *SNAP*! Great excuse for touching a hot girls ass!
Boy: *Grabs girls ass*

Girl: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

Boy: It's OK, i'm just Butthole Snapping!

Girl: Oh, ok!
by Swagger Drizzle October 23, 2013
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