Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.

"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"

by snailtime September 29, 2023

Stepping on snails

1. Some one who likes to ignore

other's messages
2. Some one who loves to cause pain and suffering for others

She ignored my text so she must love stepping on snails

Joe like to hurt others he loves stepping on snails

by Riko the love spreading March 24, 2023

Immortal Snail

an immortal snail with the sole purpose of killing you (ur also immortal but if it touches you then u die)

Person 1: "Have you heard of the Immortal Snail debate?"
Person 2: "Yeah, drop it in a pit of acid!"

by Strawberry Froggy July 9, 2023

Snail Burger

One Snail to rule to rule them all, One Snail to find them, One Snail to bring them all, and it the darkness bind them, In the land of Burger where the wet and gushy lie.

Snail Burger went to OrgasmTown to find the wet ones.

by Gorilla Tag Fella September 15, 2024

Snail Slurping

Snail Slurping is the act of cumming into the mouth of a girl, only to have her puke it back into your mouth allowing you to use the resulting sludge as lubrication for dirty anal sex. The resulting liquid could be referred to as Snail slurp.

Person1:yo i heard you fucked Stacy yesterday what did you use?

Person2:Lube
Person1 :But your out of lube...
Person1: she started snail slurping so I went with it
Person2: Hot

by The GreenCrow December 14, 2020

snail puddle

When a woman has an organism leaving behind a snail puddle. Meaning extra lubrication secretion on any surface visible.

My girlfriend had a snail puddle on my sheets

by Harley36 August 24, 2015

Snail Trail

A mark left behind on tinfoil, left by a torch heated pill, while being smoked through a straw by a crackhead.

Look at the snail trails left on the foil, this bitch is a crackhead

by Fried Bacon01 February 26, 2025