snackfu

An unfortunate circumstance or snafu with one's snack.

Wilma experienced a snackfu when both scoops of ice cream fell off the cone and landed in the gutter.

Jethro realized his snackfu when he noticed his Zingers were spoiled and there was no other junk food available.

You too could have a snackfu on your hands if the vending machine takes your money but doesn't dispense your goodies.

by StarBarx October 21, 2007

snackation

A vacation where an abnormally large quantity of junk food or snacks are consumed.

That trip to virginia beach was a real snackation, i ate a family size bag of cheetos, a box of poptarts, two dozen oreoes, and a couple cup cakes, and that was just in the car on the way there!!!

by Ulmo (see lotr) October 9, 2008

sackdog

while playing zombies on call of duty a player comes to the window you are covering and steals your points by killing zombies and repairing your window like an asshole.

yo this asshole keeps sackdogging me

by benjiguy April 24, 2011

Snack Jam

Pinning a snack bag against a cabinet's interior to seal the air out. Usually done in a shortage of chip clips.

Roommate 1: Bro, were out of chip clips.

Roommate 2: God damn it Carl just snack jam it.

by loloctopus February 14, 2013

Snack Trap

Sandlot slang for 'mouth'. c.f. pie hole. Appropriate for use in the company of young children. 'Snack Trap' is a semi-generic name for a plastic container often seen full of Cheerios in the hands of 2-year olds.

Father: I really don't want to read this 'Thomas the Tank' dreck anymore.
Mother: Shut your snack trap, daddy, I've read it three times already today.

Child: We went to the Exploratorium and daddy got me some Jelly Beans!
Mother: Jelly Beans?! Really?
Father: Watch your snack trap, kid, that was supposed to be a secret!

by shabbychef August 26, 2012

Snackalanche

The onslaught of snack crumbs that collect at the bottom of the bag and their journey towards your face as you decide to eat them.

You want the snackalanche?

SNACKALANNNNNNCHE!

Can I have the snackalanche?

I hate the snackalanche, it's all crumbs and salt.

I LOVE the snackalanche! It's all crumbs and salt!

by Mahalawanda June 14, 2013

Snack hungry

Being hungry enough for a snack but not hungry enough for an entire meal.

All of this swimming has made me very snack hungry.

by Vargs120 August 31, 2013