dave smithing

The act of hitting the bottom of the pussy hole with a mandingo sized penis so that the girl is screaming and in pain.

I was dave smithing the girl I was with and her legs was shaking like she was trying to do the tootsie roll!

by jlew1234 February 26, 2010

smith out

verb. To destroy or decrease the value of something. To render an object useless or worthless.

Damn, Did you see what Ron did to his truck? He can really smith out anything!

by Crystal Machen January 2, 2008

colin smith

My other flat mate.

Colin's got his girlfriend 'round again, you can hear the horrible sucky noises from down the hall.

I think I'll fill his shoes with plaster.

by Flat 15 March 12, 2004

John Smith

To have sex with an Indian woman, or to be the person who has had sex with an Indian woman.

I met this girl names Slobodong last night, and dude, I became her John Smith before the night was over.

by blahblahb September 16, 2007

kevin smith

A brilliant director, actor, and writer. He plays Silent Bob

Clerks, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

by punx4thepeople March 7, 2005

Callum Smith

Fat geek

Callum Smith, 118 Winter Road, Southsea, 07772 917607

by Luke Threadingham October 16, 2008

cock smith

my exgirlfriend that fuckin cow

Man that fat cow erin is such a cock smith, she shoves ure cock so far in her mouth u swear she is going to eat it, and her pussy is like throwin a tootpick inside of a volcano fuck u erin mcgraw mchale

by Jen Vergina May 4, 2004