smack bean

An ultimate level of a drug addict, where the smack bean is such a smack head that no-one trusts then eg. getting drug tested by their Ma.

eg. posting illegal substances on their stories and getting baited out to fuck.

‘Jude is such a fucking Smack Bean’ Exclaimed Lexie, as he posted a picture of a hospital on his story.

by LexDawgXo August 22, 2019

Smack Hat

Another term for a crash helmet.

A smack hat is similar in type to those worn whilst riding a lambretta or vespa. It is typically a visorless helmet that is most effectively positioned on the head by the use of a smack from the hand on the top of the helmet from a helpful friend.

A device to protect your head when it 'smacks' into an object.

Jimmy could really have hurt his head when he came off his scooter, but luckily he was wearing his smack hat.

by maadmaxxer April 22, 2010

Gong Smack

The act of striking, typically with the palm of the hand, a man's suspended testicles

“Man did you notice that Josh was walking funny?”

“Yeah bro I heard he got gong smacked by his boyfriend yesterday”

by George Saunders October 21, 2017

smack-dammit

When something makes you made enough to hit someone or something.

That person tailgating me is pissing me off, smack-dammit!

by Margieq September 14, 2008

oh smack

An exclamation of surprised disbelief at an insult said by one person to another.

Mikey: Why don't you just do what I tell you to do, like you should?

V: Isn't that sweet? He's so cute when he's trying to be authoritative.

Tash: Oh smack!

by RudeGrrlV July 14, 2006

get smacked

To be hit or struck in an online game such as Halo or Counter Strike. This is also used as an aggravated insult with players often yelling this into the microphone when they beat you down.

*person gets hit*

Player1: GET SMACKED!!!

N00b: Darn!

by Mack_T March 4, 2008

herby smack

To violently smack someone in the face with your dick.

That bitch was talking shit all game so I gave him a herby smack in the locker room.

by h e r b January 22, 2005