free slave

Being born into the servitude of ones choosing.

Why arent we doing what we love all day dog? Shit bruh we were born free slaves.

by NebulaDreams May 2, 2018

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To the slaves!?

The benefits TO the SLAVES!? Oh shit, I didn't even watch the video! That is hilarious! And embarrassing! Oh shit... I donno... Free gender-affirming care if you misbehave? Uuummm.... I guess, if you're a masochist, having someone around who's willing to beat the shit out of you from time to time would be beneficial. Like... You wouldn't have to seek out a sadist because the sadist... You know... Already owns you... Maybe you got an old white guy fetish or something.... There's ALWAYS a silver-lining.

Hym "Oh, Jesus christ, the benefits TO THE SLAVES!? Fuck man... I don't know... I mean, I guess if you REALLY like working hard then being a slave would be dope I guess... Joe Rogan loves hard work! Matt Walsh too! They'd make a great slaves! Ummm... I guess if the slaves don't have an axiomatic, hierarchical framework of perception... The slavery would give them THAT at least. Right? Like Jordan's thing? The slavery would give them the BENEFIT of being (arbitrarily) at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy! That's... Something I guess... I mean... If they worked harder and took some responsibility, they wouldn't be at the bottom. They could work at Louder with Crowder-Or, oops, wait 'in the house' I meant to say. Their shoulders would smell like a dick from repeated sexual harassment but they wouldn't be at the bottom anymore! Let's see... You could be a breeding slave and just slam puss 24/7... Which is probably the exact version of Hell that I'm going to... Damn... That one hit close to home! Pssshhhtt.... One more... You get your own special version of The Bible! Where they ommit all of the parts that (kind of) lead you to the conclusion that what your slave masters are doing to you is wrong! They could call it 'The Bible 2: Don't... Don't worry about what other people are doing just focus on your own life and work hard...' Pfft! Ha! This was fun. I might do a 'benefits of' stuff series later."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

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Board Slave

Someone who seems to be possessed, and can not stop skateboarding for thier own good.

Ex. "John broke his leg yesterday, but i think he was trying to skate again today... wat a board slave."

by Takun123 March 14, 2010

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Slave arrow

One of the warlords of the sea

The pirate empress
Boa Hancock
She ate the mero mero no mi (love love fruit) when she was a slave for the celestial dragons and with her past trauma uses her ability to shoot arrows of love to turn people into stone

Boa hancock: Blackheard dont you dare touch me
Blackbeard: He hee ha hee, you just dont understand , i and far pass your level, do you really think you can beat me
Boa hancock: slave arrow!!!!

by Ring-ga-ding-ga-ding-ga-ding December 22, 2023

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