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Stimulus Slave 

People who quit their jobs and rely on stimulus checks. They are able-bodied but just too fucking lazy to get off their asses and work, and are also notorious for blowing their checks quickly on stupid shit.
Steve: "Dude, Ted is such a stimulus slave. He's been living off the government tit for a year."

Jeff: "Yeah dude, he blows those checks so fast too."

Steve: "If uncle Joe stops sending free money, Ted is fucked."
Stimulus Slave by cockmcbites August 4, 2021