An extremely hard erection, capable of being used as a catapult for cashews, Dane Cook style. May also be used to perform cock push-ups or as the third leg in a tripod stance.
While watching Jessica Alba in a bathing suit in Into the Blue, I used my cement sausage to catapult cashews through the air into my food hole.
by Karl L August 25, 2006
Get the cement sausage mug.'A vehicle which contains a kettle, this in turn, contains three sausages left over from a rained out bux party barbeque.'
Is also known to have beer bottles that are mistakenly blamed for the odour. Therefore known as the sausage wagon. (Also goes by the names: 'meat wagon'; and 'the 'roidmobile'.)
Is also known to have beer bottles that are mistakenly blamed for the odour. Therefore known as the sausage wagon. (Also goes by the names: 'meat wagon'; and 'the 'roidmobile'.)
E.g. Someone has a bux party, the party is organised around a barbeque and cricket in the afternoon. This is unfortunately rained out, so the organiser is punished by having three sausages left in a kettle in his car to stink it out. Weeks go by and the sausage wagon becomes progressively worse, without the owner being able to pinpoint the source, even with many subtle hints thrown his way.
by Michael Fletcher July 24, 2008
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Get the sausage eyes mug.I heard last year Guiliana gave Teddy a whipped sausage and she didn't even leave a drop of whip cream and she let him jizz all in her mouth.
by M-stoneman21 June 26, 2009
Get the Whipped Sausage mug.The act of inserting a frozen breakfast sausage in one's rectum then putting it back in the package. Most frequently occurs in an office setting where an employee leaves a package of breakfast sausage in the office break room refrigerator for several days.
I hope Richard O'brien likes the taste of his breakfast especially the rusty sausage I left in the break room.
by meatlover1234 December 9, 2010
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Get the snausages mug.1) Frequents the gym seven days a week. Sometimes does double sessions.
2) Candidates are usually males between 20-40 years old.
3) Often can be seen with a protein shake, muscle milk or other similar products.
4) Typically follows their visit to the gym with a 15-20 minute session in the booth at the neighboring tanning salon.
5) Generally reunites with his sausage friends at the night club later than evening draped in True Religion jeans and an Ed Hardy or Affliction t-shirt.
6) A woman's nightmare.
2) Candidates are usually males between 20-40 years old.
3) Often can be seen with a protein shake, muscle milk or other similar products.
4) Typically follows their visit to the gym with a 15-20 minute session in the booth at the neighboring tanning salon.
5) Generally reunites with his sausage friends at the night club later than evening draped in True Religion jeans and an Ed Hardy or Affliction t-shirt.
6) A woman's nightmare.
Melissa: Are you going out with that guy from the gym on Saturday? What was his name again? Brutis?
Allison: Are you kidding me? That guy is such a fucking sausage. He was nibbling on a protein bar last time I was blowing him.
Allison: Are you kidding me? That guy is such a fucking sausage. He was nibbling on a protein bar last time I was blowing him.
by DJ THOMPSON - KING OF KINGSTON February 4, 2009
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