skirtled

in shock, amazed, etc

i was skirtled when i found out that he was my dad!
she said she was skirtled but she must have been faking it.

by myeongli January 19, 2024

Skirt shuffle

When a pre op trans woman jerks herself off under her skirt. Another version of pocket pool.

I saw this woman doing the skirt shuffle at a train station, it was very weird

by Dabslevent May 10, 2024

Skirtch

Weekend pussy

The Mike’s had to leave the bar because the old skirtch wouldn’t leave them alone.

by Tuff Customers June 6, 2024

Skirt

When a person dates someone of the same sex to give the appearance of a homosexual orientation but is actually a closeted heterosexual.

In this context, the term "skirt" is being used to describe a man who dates another man but does not identify as gay. This usage mirrors the slang term "beard," which refers to a person (often a woman) who dates someone to conceal their true sexual orientation. Therefore, "skirt" can be defined as follows:

**Skirt:** A term used to describe a man who dates another man to give the impression that he is not gay, despite his sexual orientation or attractions. This term parallels the slang "beard," which describes a similar dynamic but typically involves a heterosexual relationship.

by Skirt man June 8, 2024

Skirtch

Weekend pussy

The Mike’s get hella skirtch

by Tuff Customers June 21, 2024

Skirt Sneeze

When a woman queefs and her vagina sprays out mucus like a sneeze.

"Bro, I was about to go down on Lauren when she skirt sneezed in my face!"

by Boo, Jhigga July 14, 2024

skirboney

Another term for a bozo.

That guy is acting like a total fuckin skirboney!

by Bulberdiño August 8, 2024