Simon

A bloke who posts up a picture of their first day at the gym

First day at the gym. Simon?

by Zing on bloke September 19, 2020

Simon

a big asian that is interested in everyones lunch

OOoooooO wheres my lunch? OOOOo what is tht? a carrot? or a pop tart? says simon

by Yuri Suri February 25, 2009

shoot that timothy thru my simon

Background: Used be Barry on various occasions, meaning to be involved in, and or associated with the insertion of a....................flogan into a.................bocker

What boy?? you wanna shoot that timothy thru my simon??? well alright, thats just fine. Don't forget the dvd player! and the Avril lavigne Stencil Set.... Raspberry heaven? the sweet sensation of wheat.

by Barry August 10, 2004

Simon

An unusually short person, who most likely plays video games in class.

"That guy is only three feet tall."
"Wow, he's almost as short as Simon."

by BlackoutZero December 18, 2008

simonitsch

A person who delivers/recieves Alaskan Pipelines. Known to be fond of Alabama Hot Pockets. Can also be known as a Karin. Beware of spandex, hair loss, leaking asshole, and terrorist look. Talents include flatulence, fellatios, and meat spinning.

I caught some guy giving someone else a Simonitsch.
Damn your asshole wont stop smelling. your just like a Simonitsch.

by Em0 Sausage December 23, 2007

simondo

A very gay, very feminine, male, office based sales person. Who loves his boss and would do anything for him.

he's doing a simondo again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by anonuk August 3, 2007

Simarn

tall, funny(sometimes), likes volleyball, also known as Jugs, likes teasing her buns, loves Nigerians and Mexicans.

Totally Simarn!

by wildcatprincess April 10, 2011