hat simulator

A first person shooter made by Valve Industries to make money

"What were you doing last night?"

"TF2"

"You mean that hat game?"

"Its not all about hats"

"The game is basically a hat simulator"

by Dontaskaboutcake April 4, 2015

Goat Simulator

A silly, but awesome game in which you are a goat. The goal is to cause as much destruction and chaos as possible. You can headbutt anything, including people. If you headbutt a gas tank or a car, it will explode and fling you far away. You can also lick objects, which sticks your tongue to them and lets you drag them behind you. The goat has no limits to its strength; you can just walk into a car or something to flip it over or push it to the side. There are several "bugs" left purposely in the game which make it even funnier; for example, when you climb a ladder, your head spins around wildly.

I just played Goat Simulator and now I feel like attaching my tongue to a car and getting pulled at high speed.

by TheOneAndOnlyGoatMan May 18, 2014

Virtue-signaling

Virtue-signaling (noun): the self-serving, disingenuous act of presenting & solidifying oneself as concerned with, committed to, or compliant to a specific political alignment regarding political topics or issues for prestige or ego.

If the President genuinely cared about women's rights, he'd do less virtue-signaling on Twitter and more action.

by Power moves Only June 28, 2022

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

kitty-sit

To mind someone's cat/s while they're away… present tense = kitty-sitting… past tense = cat-sat

Thanks for the invitation to join your yacht cruise to the Caribbean, but I promised I'd kitty-sit for my ex.

by nom de plumb August 10, 2009

sienna

pull out game super strong

sienna? yea they got strong pull out game

by yasskweenmaterialgworl January 22, 2022

Simon Says

An NCT 127 song with glorious lines you can quote daily

"Flap floop doop"

"iM GOD"

"fLipPin"

"Bless me achOooo"

"Sɪᴍᴏɴ sᴀʏs ᴜʀɪɴ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴠɪʙᴇ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀʀʀ"

"Simon Says uRiN rEal vIbE kIllAaA"

"ₘₐₗ ᵐᵃˡ ᴹᴬᴸ ᴍᴀʟ MAL"

by •°cindy°• January 18, 2019