A Dirty Shock is when you electricute your Penis while you eat shit untill your penis turns into a dark blue color
by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022
Get the Dirty Shockmug. when an musician receives compensation for his/her work at .00437 per stream. especially distressing for established artists that previously made 100’s of millions of dollars for their albums.
It took me 5 years to write those songs and music and after 1 million people listened to it, the check I got left me with streamer shock.
by victimeyes October 13, 2021
Get the streamer shockmug. by Sangarion November 13, 2021
Get the Shell-shockedmug. Typically, when air is displaced by a pressure wave, it moves at the speed of sound. These pressure waves can be generated from one's vocal cords (when speaking), the vibration of an object, or the impact of one object against another. However, in certain cases, the pressure wave is generated by a collision between air parcels, such as when lightning heats the air immediately around it. This rapidly-expanding air crashes into the cooler air around it, generating a massive spike in pressure followed by a sharp drop-off. It is this sharp spike and drop-off combination that differentiates a sound wave and a shock wave. Shock waves can be either naturally generated, in the case of volcanic eruptions, lightning strikes, and asteroid impacts; however, they can also be generated through man-made means, such as explosives that derive their power either from chemical energy that is converted into thermal energy or by way of nuclear fission or fusion. If the pressure differential occurs in air where clouds can condense, the act of high pressure passing through the area and low pressure following can cause temporary "Wilson clouds" to form.
The shock wave generated by the explosion in Beirut generated Wilson ring clouds and severely damaged the city of Lebanon.
by Tornadopelt May 17, 2022
Get the shock wavemug. Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.
DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?
ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.
DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.
ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.
DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.
by conflict dude July 21, 2024
Get the shock schlockmug. Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.
by someStranger8 October 12, 2022
Get the Infant electro shock weapon theorymug. The reaction after your partner accidentally (or purposely) pulls out of the vagina and enters the anus.
Can also happen in solo mode with a dildo, if complacent.
Can also happen in solo mode with a dildo, if complacent.
“Oh Jim m, please be more careful when thrusting you almost gave me an analphylacdick shock”
“When using this product, be mindful of the thrusting motion to avoid an analphylactdick shock during use”
“When using this product, be mindful of the thrusting motion to avoid an analphylactdick shock during use”
by Dirty mike and the boys December 13, 2024
Get the Analphylacdick Shockmug.