semen swindler

One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unwilling men.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008

Semen Raft

Semen Raft, or Sperm Raft is a term used to describe someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole.

http://molehr.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/content/full/12/7/461

Hey that K-Fed is a total douchebag semen raft

by MindIntheGutter March 8, 2009

semen crust

When you ejaculate and a crust of semen forms over the hole on the head of the penis

I hate after I cum I gotta wipe off the semen crust nigga

by Niggalodeon November 16, 2014

seabees

us naval construction force at ventura in mexican california

the bush will use these poor navy swabs to nation build middle east rag head city (aka bagdad & islamabad ). Advice to seabees go figmo to canada!

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

Semen Surprise

A crude sexual act. It involves a male hiding in a closet, under the bed, on the ceiling fan, etc. while wearing a mask. When a woman (or man if you prefer) walks into the room, the male comes out of hiding and situates themself so that they may ejaculate into the unwary victim's face. You then yell, "SURPRISE BITCH" and run out of the room. For a better effect run naked.

"SURPRISE BITCH, EAT THAT SEMEN SURPRISE!"

by XRaptor JesusX March 30, 2009

semen face

(noun): Often refering to a sluty female. This is because a slut will commonly get a face-full of semen when she is giving a male a blow job.

synonym: slut

Hannah is such a semen face.

by rebecca</3 July 20, 2008

Semeka

Crazy, sexy, cool female

Boy I heard you got you a semeka....good look!

by Dat way December 20, 2016