Screwing with Reality

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.

Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."

Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

Screw

A prison officer

Prisoner’fuck off you “screw”

by @o0183839 October 11, 2022

Death Screw

(Verb)
1. Fucking someone so hard they die

(Noun)
2. A screw to kill someone with

Ethan got death screwed last night. Now that is a good way to go out.

by anonymous November 28, 2023

screw

a gorilla/ape

Wow dude look at that screw over there!

Yea he’s ugly as hell haha!

by elliottsucks June 3, 2019

Screw Associate

A polite and kindful way of saying that somebody is a f*** buddy.

Kimberly and Jonathan were friends with benefits AKA screw associates during work hours

by Vikkie Bargo December 6, 2020

Big screws!

Another way to say Screw it

Eric Cartman: Big Screws!

by Sillit Shrew March 15, 2022

G-Screw

Gravitationally Going Down On Your Mother.

I Love To G-Screw

by KarlIsHere March 22, 2025