Screwing the elevator

Verb: It is the act of pushing all the bottons in an elevator just before you get out; Commenly done to make the person waiting for the elevator frusterated

Since Bill was mad at Joe for taking his parking spot he screwed the elevator to delay joe from getting home. (Present tense, "Screwing the elevator")

by da funny word masta September 02, 2009

Screw-ged

When the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future DON'T visit your employer and turn him into a kind caring and generous human being.

When yet another year goes by without bonuses, raises, incentives, a Chrismas party for the employees, or even a modicum of recognition, appreciation, or achievement for a job well done, while the boss drives home in his brand new BMW or custom Silverado to his brand new house that your work has paid for - you have been SCREW-GED!

by screw-ged again December 26, 2011

Screw you day

On the day 29 October.Anyone whose name begins with the following will be slapped 5 times:
A E C N W

1.“Hey it’s national Screw you day!
2.”oh yeah I forgot here slap my back.”

by PrivvSquahy! October 28, 2019

Screw Canoe

A situation involving more than one person that is screwed from the start.

"I knew this was a screw canoe going down shit creek from the start"

by Kinty The Cat March 08, 2014

screw your head on

Screw your head on, get your shit together. Stop acting like an idiot and grow up.

“You really need to screw your head on.”

by unitedstrawberries August 07, 2023

crew screw

Is a cruise with rapist aboard which pick out 1 women and rape her aboard

that cruise was a crew screw

by flockaa September 15, 2010

Screw tape

A form of music such as Cd’s, Cassettes, Vinlys, that are produced by Dj screw The legend, creator of chopped and screwed . *Est 1983*
(“Its not a screw tape if I didn’t screw it”- Dj screw)

“You could leave two sticks, a swisher, and a fo'
And a Screw tape on the counter
And ain't nobody taking none of those drugs..
The fo' will still be ther', the sticks will be ther'
Know wha' I'm sayin'? The swisher be ther'
But where's the motherfuckin' Screw?
Everybody want Screw
So when you get this Screw right her'
I want you to hold on to this motherfucke'
Cause we gon' come up in '94, you best believe that”- 3 in the mornin by Dj screw.

by W4L7 June 05, 2021