Salami

A good treat for cats, BUT ONLY A LITTLE BIT CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI

Human 1: I’m gonna give my cat some salami
Cat: yes gimme salami yummmmm
Human 2: NO CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI AS A TREAT!!!!
Cat:oh no! My plan has been foiled

by The Yoted One March 31, 2022

Salami

Dick or food

Jake: Make me a salami sandwich or else🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫. Babe I want your salami

by Dick measurer April 3, 2022

Steaming clarice

Cousin to the Cleveland steamer. When in favour of a nice glass of Chianti you instead crap into a wine glass and serve it along side your meal. Best served steaming, and can be served out of the glass or tastefully presented on one’s chest. Sommeliers delight!

Hey Greg, could I interest you in a steaming clarice?

by Vinifera April 4, 2022

Salami

Something creamy

"uhhh~~~,I want some Salami"

by Salami Bossmam May 16, 2022

Saamir

a 12 year old who is 5'9 and in 7C he is also very smart and really tall. He has many friends and is better at basketball than everyone

"Saamir is so cool"

by gjdjnSICmsjxcsicujkl May 26, 2022

Steaming Fork

When you are taught something but you learned nothing.

My life is a Steaming Fork

by Zucchini_weeny June 3, 2022

Salami Rose

A pushed up to the tip uncircumcised penis

I made you a salami rose

by Laugh me silly July 9, 2022