Roberts-itis

Someone who brags about stuff they dont have and have and no one likes them because of it.

"Dude i just got an iphone" okay then where is it. "my dad wont let me bring it to school" wow some ones getting a serious case of roberts-itis

by The Yancinator March 26, 2008

Robert

A Geography teacher who gives his students a lot of homework and flexes how good he is at surfing

i DONT KNOW Robert

by not Robert August 29, 2019

robert

someone who likes car so much that he would probably marry his dream car.
these people also like to have sex with there cars

dude that guy is such a robert

by mr.hakerman October 9, 2020

Bjørn Robert

Bjørn Robert is a person who enjoys watching camels jumping up and down, and also, has a big lust for clockwork.

guy1: I wish I could watch camels like Bjørn Robert does...
guy2: I know what you mean.. I mean, look at how he does those clocks..
guy3: mmm..

by loieht July 27, 2009

Robert the Bruce

Robert the Bruce was allowed to be King of Scotland after apologising to Mel Gibson for trying to kill him as a sort of witty joke. Encouraged by an encounter with a spider on the Isle of Arran, he burned his bannocks or "boxer shorts" in front of the English Army, and proceeded to slaughter them because of his ingenious rules of battle (whereby anyone who correctly guessed their enemy's nationality was allowed "free hits").

One day Robert the Bruce is coming back, and then certain people will be in big trouble. He will sort everything out. He will tell us what to do. He will buy us presents. He will let us bring in games instead of doing work, and he will give out mini Mars Bars for those who please him. He is not really dead, this is a vicious and unsubstantiated rumour propounded by the same scientists who claim that dinosaurs are extinct.

This is not a joke and is deadly serious. Also he will let us have a go on his horse.

Robert the Bruce... Also see giggles and John Robinson

by kodiac1 July 4, 2006

land rover

A British luxury brand which is now owned by Ford along with other British vehciles such as Jaguar and Ashton Martin. Buying a Land Rover guarentees you will look stylish on the side of the highway.

Person 1: Dude, look at that Land Rover on the shoulder!

Person 2: Such a sweet lookin car.

by British boy September 23, 2006

Roberto Alomar

The greatest second baseman in Major League history.

Joe Morgan was good but he's no Roberto Alomar.

by B Brian Blair March 29, 2008