rolling roadblock

a cluster of vehicles on the freeway, one in each lane, all driving the same too-slow speed, that are impossible to pass because they are positioned nearly side by side

Louie hated rolling roadblocks until one saved him from a speed trap.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

hit a road

When a person or group of people smoke marijuana while driving. This can be done on any road, however the best roads a those with little civilian and police traffic. Smokers may choose to hot-box or roll the windows down, this is based on preference.

Yo Andrew do you want to go hit a road after work?

by Danny (aka Dirty D) January 22, 2006

100 miles of bad road

When a man or woman's face is extremely ugly!!!

person1)Man, she looks good!
person2)Her face looks like 100 miles of bad road!

by horsefly October 10, 2005

road terrorist

Person driving an SUV or other oversized vehicle with no regard to the safety of other motorists. They often engage in ludicrous behavior while commanding their pavement-travelling leviathons, including but not limited to (1)yakking on a cell phone (2)swerving in and out of lanes without using a turn signal (3)Playing with the onboard navigation system they don't have a clue how to use

I was almost run off the freeway by some damn road terrorist this morning.

by Eric October 28, 2003

road heeze

gettin' head from your girlfriends or hoe or mom while driving your whip.

Brian:"Jeff Sack,why are you so tired son?"
Jeff Sack:" I just got road heeze from mum in da sackmobile."

Random Guy:"I wanna get road heeze from mum just like jeff sack did."
Guy In Truck:"I already have....."

by Jeff Sack May 18, 2008

Virtual Road Head

The act of a male receiving oral sex from a female while participating in a racing video game. Recommended game is Mario Kart Double Dash.

Damn shawtty, I 'bout dropped the controller and lost to that bitch peach cause that Virtual Road Head was so mo' fuckin' good.

That nappy headed hoe from the 3rd flow, Kelly, best get her bitch ass down to 201 to get my Virtual Road Head befo i finish this all cup tour.

by Willie Fister October 29, 2009

Tech On The Road

A person that makes hilarious comments that make no sense at any location, any time of day. This person is also very tech savvy, and can salvage, and make suprisingly good repairs to, any piece of technology. Any actions by Tech On the Road are known as teching.

The person is also often quite deft. A Common nickname for Tech On The Road is: "The Zap." The zap finishes all of his work and repairs at impressive speeds. He also finishes other things at very impressive speeds, the latter of which he is not particularly proud of. However, the excessive amounts of swag and tech-on-the-road-esque character is stand-alone very impressive and thus makes up for the above minor setback. The official tech-on the road apparel consists of smelly, overused dress shoes, a consequence of excessive teching, and a yellow burton jacket, the result of a clearance sale. This is one of tech-on-the-road's many costumes.

Common Nicknames for a tech on the road: The Toche, Brosha, the Zap, Joe.

Random: "Hey, why isn't excel giving me the line of best fit?"
Tech on the road: "Dude you have to click and do this *action*."
Random Observer: "AYOOOO, TECH ON THE ROADDD."
Tech on the road: "No problem, they call me the zap."
Random Observer 2: "Because he finishes so quickly!"
Random Observer 3: "Riiiighhhtttttttt!?!"

by Shotska May 18, 2011