Ridonkalonk

A far more ridiculous version of redonk, a word used to describe something absolutely ridiculous or amazing.

John: I just skateboarded through 6.5 dimensions!
Matt: That's ridonkalonk!

by Chimpsanddip October 13, 2011

ridonculitis

Inflammation of the stupidity gland.

Marvin came down with a serious case of ridonculitis after smelling too many sharpies.

by bobdolesbrother September 16, 2015

Redorkable

Someone who is ridiculously cute being a dork. When your bf or gf does something dumb however they are still ridiculously cute.

They are redorkable

by Mstwmn October 17, 2016

Ridonkeydicks

More ridiculous ridonkulous.

Wow, that's ridonkeydicks.

by Obama lol May 22, 2018

Ridonculus

Used to describe something or someone stupid.

Wow that is just ridonculus!

by 152440 June 13, 2018

rigor viva

Tension or numbness in the extremities felt in the period building up to or during the petit mort. Like rigor mortis but you feel it before you cum not after you die.

"That big ol' dick really gave me a touch of the rigor viva in the tips of my toes while it was re-arranging my guts."

"I grabbed her ass so tight my hand got rigor viva."

by OwenF August 17, 2018

Ridople

When something is so funny you want to throw up, roll over, and die.

or-

When someone looks at you wrong but you have a short fuse so you decide to lash out on them and pants them in a public restaurant, preferably a McDonalds in a busy city/town. :) No ragretss amirite ladies?

"OMG. Tommy's face is making me want to go Ridople..!!!"

or-

"SERIOUSLY I 'm bouta ridople a hoe (aka Tommy) if they keep on given me them dirty looks yeezus christ..."

by Julia the human trash bag :) August 23, 2018