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purple glove

A strange accessory worn by a kid in my algebra class. Who knows what he does with it in his spare time? He often says, mission accomplished while wearing it.
He's wearing the purple glove again today.
by luvs_2b_random March 22, 2008
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purple shamrock

Not to be confused with the Danza Slap or Turkeyslapping, the purple shamrock is when a man slaps a woman across both sides of her face with his penis, immediately after receiving oral sex. In some cultures, it is a demonstration of respect and admiration.
As Sheila knelt on the floor, Raul showed his gratitude for the finest blowjob of his life, by bestowing upon her the Purple Shamrock.
by anonymousforobviousreasons August 13, 2007
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Purple peanuts

hemorrhoids; vascular structures in the anal canal which help with stool control. They become swollen or inflamed.
Purple peanuts colon cauliflower hemeroids hemroids haemorrhoids roids
by Twist of Cain April 3, 2011
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Purple Rebecca

When a girl gives a guy a hand job but squeezes the penis too hard and causes it to turn purple. Inspired by Molly Adams.
Good God! That whore over there named Molly gave me a purple Rebecca! Now I can't have children!!!
by greatergator11 March 27, 2011
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purple clit

When almost sexually gets off but doesn't quite make it.
The female version of blue balls.
I had so much trouble getting my girlfriend off last night. She was so mad about getting purple clit that she refused to go down on me after.
by Quink September 6, 2007
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purple rain

Purple is the color associated with royalty and the word "rain" is a play on or PUN of the word "reign." Therefore, "purple rain" means "royalty reign." Moreover, when one is in the purple rain, that one is in the HIGHEST state of consciousness such that only happiness exist in their state of mind. This allows the flow of Life, Source Energy, Infinite Intelligence aka GOD.
"I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain." Prince, The Artist
by She Majesty June 1, 2016
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Purple Gun

A penis name for Melody when the dick has been sat on for to long and becomes purple but still shoots cum like a gun
"My purple gun was shooting rapid fire" sex gun cum
by Sexalacallama April 18, 2018
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