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marching band ptsd

The disorder all marching band members have after band camp. Side effects are nightmares in which you are running a drill and the director leaves you at horns up for hours on end, sleep marching, and multiple Vietnam-like flashbacks.
The marcher was afraid to sleep because of her marching band ptsd.
by YEETHAN July 25, 2017
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P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)

P.T.F.A.RETARD(S) Stands for Pay the Fuck Attention Retard(s). This term is generally used towards one or more persons that is not actually Mentally handicapped, but rather one who blatantly refuses to PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION and learn or better understand what's being said, there by willingly choosing to remain being a stupid dumb fucking RETARD, that will obviously NEVER FUCKING LEARN....
When Chuck had to repeat herself for what seemed like the millionth time, her answer to the question that the Dumbfuck prison bitches asked her yet again, after she gave them the same answer she always gave them, she said in an exasperated and annoyed tone "WHY DON'T YOU P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)!! " But the dumbfucks still haven't and most likely won't ever P.T.F.A. and will always remain RETARDS.....
by Dr. Cowabunga October 2, 2019
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pthc

Short for Pre-Teen Hard-Core

Most often used as part of filenames in File-Sharing programs

Often linked to spam, but occasionally actually child pornography and sex acts (also known as kiddie porn,) which are, of course, illegal in most countries and also considered evil, immoral and perverted by most of Society as a whole

Thankfully, most hardcare child pornography is actually very difficult to find by the common internet or file sharing user as it uses codenames created by paedophiles to share with their files with one another
pthc young girl and father.mpg (not real example for obvious reasons)
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Horny pterodactyl

The act of grab the left side of you ball sack and then the right side and pull them apart like a bat wing of sorts. Then you yell horny pterodactyl and run around the room repeatedly proclaiming CA CA CAW CAW. i.e. (like a horny pterodactyl) this is most effective when while in deep eye contact with a female. (Post quoits is best for obvious reasons)
I gave her the horny pterodactyl and she thought i was so funny she maried me.
by dr john philipes May 19, 2010
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Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE)

The compulsion to eat an inordinate amount of food after experiencing something marginally traumatizing. For example, ordering a "Gotta Have It"-size ice cream from Cold Stone Creamery and snarfing it quickly, then giving the excuse that one had surgery over two weeks ago.
"Did you see how much Karen ate after telling us about her latest breakup?""Yeah, she was definitely suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE)."
by SamR1203 June 16, 2008
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PTSR

'Posting to see replies', an acronym created by WoW EU Forum users. Seeing as Blizzard manage to get few things right, it only fits that their forum should be completely borked aswell, hence the bug where you can't see any replies to a thread unless you post a reply first.

Users would often reply with 'PTSR', just to let people know that they are making a post so they can see replies to that thread.
'PTSR, man...when the fuck are Blizzard going to pull their fingers out their arses and fix this god damn forum?'
by Doomsteak January 4, 2007
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PTSTD

When you have flashbacks of getting STD's.
Steve- Bro what the fucks going on.

John- Sorry I'm getting PTSTD's.
by PTSTD December 16, 2016
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