Professional cruise ship passenger

A frequent participant to orgies on gay sex cruises that especially likes fruity or beach themed objects shoved up their rectum.

Carlos is a professional cruise ship passenger if you know what I mean? ;)

by Itsmejessica2025 May 22, 2025

Prefensive

Becoming defensive about something that hasn't even happened yet, and probably never will.

I had been angry and prefensive all day because I new my boss was going to fire me and I had everything I was going to say loaded and ready...then he asked me in his office and I was like "here we go" ... then he told me he wanted me to plan the Christmas party.

by Mustardbomb June 10, 2025

Progressives only care about Jews

Hear me out...

Hym "Name one quality the people they advocate for have... That they do not share with the Jews. Ethnic Minority? Check. Immigrant? Check. Historically a political under-class? Check. Victims of genocide? Check. Progressives only care about jews. Their defense of other special interest groups serves only as proxy for jew defense. Didn't I say that that was how empathy actually works? You only 'empathize' (meaning understand what a person thinks or feel without them telling you and responding with the appropriate response) with people who act as a proxy for the self IN DIRECT PROPORTIONS and to the extent the other people act as a proxy to the self. That is why they are so obsessed with empathy but that doesn't stop them from only doing it selecting and in a way that is (ultimately) egocentric."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

professionable

A style of dressing that is professional while maintaining a good fashion sense.

Dr Larsen is an unusual professor. Her clothes are always professionable.

by Joe Schlabotnik July 2, 2025

Professional Mac Daddy

A professional Mac daddy is different from a traditional Mac daddy in the sense that he is more successful (in the context of both financial and sexual) than an average Mac daddy, a Mac daddy’s being more successful than an average Pimp.

A professional Mac daddy’s are also frequently small business owners. Owning establishment such as nightclubs and brothels.

One final thing a note is that with professional Mac Daddies is that womanizing has almost been completely eliminated. Mac’s will Prefer to Pimp slap People who hurt their “Ladies” rather than Pimp Slap their own “Ladies.”

Mac: Now Listen Mama, I ain’t no pimp, can you dig it? I’m a Professional Mac Daddy, a Lover Man, ain’t you worry ‘bout a damn thing!

Mama: Lover Man? Well how about you open up a bottle of Wine and I’ll see for myself.

Mac: Easy Now, I’ll open us up some of that Chateau d'Yquem, but first, let me “Play the Blues For You.”

by Odaman89 July 14, 2025

Professional Loser

A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.

Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"

Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game

Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Professional Ass Video

Pro Ass Vid, Professional Ass Video, or PAV is a new slang term for Electronic Press Kit or EPK, because it is just too hard to remember what EPK stands for.

Dude, we just hired someone to come to our show and make a Professional Ass Video!! It's gonna kick ass!

by Electronic Press Kit October 9, 2025