Primate

Ruffian Black Person

Yo, the nigga ain't nothin' but a primate.

by Jiggsta January 30, 2004

Primani

Another word used for Primark.

"I need some clothes, I'm going to Primani"
"Where is that?"
"At the shopping centre!... Primark!?"
"Oh. Well that makes it sound so much more expensive, and well, it sounds a nicer name!"

by realoren June 16, 2014

primal fear

An instinctive fear that has been common to humanity throughout time, possibly invoking a fight or flight response in some, or a deep trembling feeling of anxiety in others.

He felt a sensation of primal fear go through his body, as he stood in the psychopath's presence. It was as if he had just stared evil right in the face.

by Kartay April 28, 2016

Angry Primate

when your about to skeet in the woman randomly slap her on the poon, then make her unconcious with a headbutt to the face. whilst unconcious, poop on her chest. wait for her to wake up and when she does, she will bend over in pain as you slapped her vagina, then notice the poop on her chest. then you must run away. This is because she runs after you, bent over, throwing poop whilst being very angry. hence 'angry primate'

Dude1: look out! an angry primate!!!!

Dude2: sweeeeet, thanks for the heads up, gimme some *high five*

by CPOLD November 24, 2009

primalist

a person who lives a primal lifestyle.

A primalist eats all natural organic foods, avoids grains,dairy and processed foods, and they engage in exercises similar in movements to what our caveman ancestors would have engaged in.

by Paleo girl March 16, 2014

premature text

When someone sents you an unfinished text message, usually a fragmented sentence, which leaves you confused.

"Im trying 2 kick it with tom later, but he sent me a premature text!"

by Tre Florez July 3, 2008

Premature freakulation

When one freaks out on somoene too early. Usually about something stupid. Most of the time they don't have all the facts and jump to conclusions, assuming the worst.

"Wow. He freaked on you. For nothing."
" Yea, that's some premature freakulation"

by Mc May May July 24, 2009