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Sex preparation

Something done before foreplay to prepare for sex. Usually done by men.
Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!
by HornyNarwhal June 10, 2018
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la prepa

Cuantos años fueron que te dieron tu diploma en la prepa??
by chxqui August 8, 2022
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An all boys school where the guys are smart, sometimes Iona Prep rejects, that have potential, are secretley (not really) closeted homos. They are zesty and don't admit, and some even go so far as to liking femboys. A.K.A, the Fordham Fags, or the Fordham Femboys
"Yo bro, you been to Fordham Prepatory High School??" "Yeah bro, the kids are fags"
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Elite Preppy

Elite preppies have infinite preppy points and code words, that are secret. You get preppy points by getting them handed out by an elite preppy. You can earn infinite preppy points.
elite preppy is a group of elite preppies.
by AvaGreen34567 December 8, 2023
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Miss preppy

A beautiful young athletic smart and funny girl who always stands up for people she loves and cares about. She’s very empathetic and loving and is a great soul. I love miss preppys so much <3
Me: your being so miss preppy
Them: thank you so much that’s the best compliment I’ve ever gotten
by Miss preppy stan March 25, 2024
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Hermes Preparation

A type of preparation unique to the VTuber called HermesMythos, in which the preparations are scuffed to the point of needing rectification during the task being prepared for.
Hermes was late again, most likely due to Hermes Preparation.
by Bradhogwild November 2, 2024
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Are You Preparing to meet Jesus?

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"
Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"
by 69trainboi August 2, 2020
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