A jack-off plea is what a guy says to his jack-off buddy as he's jacking your dick: Ahhh ... don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum ... I'm cumming!!!
Please ... my jack-off plea right now is Don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum soon, I'm gonna cum, ... I'm cumming!!! Ahhh ...
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From Jean Kerr's book "Please don't eat the daisies" (1957), in the context of telling children which things are forbidden, as an example of something she failed to mention (and which they presumably then did).
From Jean Kerr's book "Please don't eat the daisies" (1957), in the context of telling children which things are forbidden, as an example of something she failed to mention (and which they presumably then did).
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Get the Tony Please! mug.Smallest town you'll ever drive straight through and never notice. Lots of old people and most of the younger people are all assholes and sluts and stoners :) Also has a weird Doughboy in the middle of town that out of towners drive around wrong pissing off the locals.
Holy shit, did we just drive through Mount Pleasant AGAIN??!! Are we going to MP tonight?? Did you mean Mount Pleasant, Pennsylvania?
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Get the Um Caresha Please mug.A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.
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