The western plastic fetish

for some reason the western people are obsessed with plastic, plastic lawns, packaging, water bottles, boobs, plastic surgery, plastic children's toys, plastic pipes, phones, plastic computer cases, plastic shipping boxes, name something they buy and I bet you there's a plastic version. these fucks have an obsession with taking oil out of the ground and turning it into inorganic polymers. This is what making 5 cents more per unit sold does to a motherfucker.

Yo fuck the western plastic fetish that single use plastic shit is making a huge fucking mess.

by BeatMeatRepeat November 17, 2022

Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Plastic Turtle

The act of giving a small, plastic turtle to signify you'd like the recipient to peg you.

I'd love to give her a plastic turtle

by Jessus0 April 23, 2025

None Backstabbing Plastic Bitch

Your friend is being honest to you and you were like thinking that she's lying about something, however your thoughts was false.
So you say it that she's not a backstabbing plastic bitch.

Oh she's a good friend, a none backstabbing plastic bitch.

by THEONLYJAZZKLENKE June 10, 2008

Plastic dimin

Baring false witness against someone destined to be with someone they know.

“I been strugglin a lot, nobody text back, I know SOMEBODY been plastic dimin and when I find out who it is I’m shootin the bitch nigga.”

by Watsnaanbread February 17, 2020

Spinning Plastic

Playing vinyl records.

I just got some new vinyl, wanna go spin some plastic?

I can't hear you, I'm spinning plastic.

by deadpocketss January 1, 2012

Plastic

Supporter of a football club made successful by crude wealth, ie, by sheiks or oligarchs, unfairly blowing competition out of the water, eg , a Man City or Chelsea fan

Man City fan: we're the best team in the world
Liverpool fan: fuck off you stupid manc cunt, you're just a fucking plastic

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019