Ghetto Period

When someone shoots you in the dick area, and you bleed, you have a ghetto period.

All these rappers talkin bout how much they’ve been through in the hood, but I bet none of them have gotten a ghetto period.

by Minecraft Legend01 October 28, 2018

1st period

The worst part of the day that just gets you prepared for 4 more days of the week filled with pain and tourture.

In 1st period i was sad knowing ill have to do this 5 morw times 4 days, of every week

by Bapy boomer December 27, 2019

period stomach

The stomach ache and subsequent bathroom incidents associated with being on, or being close to starting, your period. This can interfere with dates, meetings, and especially exercise. The connection between the uterus and bowels remains largely a mystery.

I want to go for a run, but I have period stomach and I don't want to poo my pants.

by shakalaka999 May 5, 2014

period sticker

when a pad is so small its more like a "congratulations sticker"

jimmy:*sticks period sticker to timmy*
timmy:wtf
jimmy:congrats on ur period

by raybeez April 8, 2022

Period Blood

Blood that tastes good

Period blood tastes amazing

by Kokichiouma November 12, 2022

cum period

monthly cramps and pains in the penis/balls area when a boy doesn’t cum for prolonged periods of time, usually 2-3 days.

ah, i can’t run right now, my cum periods hurt too much

by jetts October 26, 2022

period uh

unslay.

omfg rebecca is so period uh

by anonymous banana lol September 24, 2022