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Pen sword

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the pen sword is the mightiest. It can cut a line through paper with a blade of ink as easily as it can cut through flesh with a blade of steel.
"They said the pen was mightier than the sword, but now I give you this, THE PEN SWORD"
"Bro how much weed was in those brownies?"
by Seamus Bright September 16, 2022
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Scratcher Pen

A small, battery-powered, rotary tattoo machine that uses cartridges instead of standard tattoo needles. Compared to standard rotary and coil machines, these machines are lighter, easier to use, and cost less, making them popular among amateur tattoo "artists" or scratchers.

While these machines do have their place and are useful for styles like fine line or tiny tattoos, the low price and ease of use makes them popular among amateur artists who really should not be tattooing anything.
Jim bought a scratcher pen off Amazon and started doing tattoos from his dorm room.
by Four Loko Frat Guy December 25, 2023
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Penning

To pen; A woman who keeps a dead man penis inside her vagina 24/7 until it descomposes
Ana is penning her brother; that's such a nice thing to do!
by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025
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Five Pens Challenge

The act of inserting five pens into your vagina. Usually done whilst watching an episode of Keeping Up Appearances but this is not a set rule.
"She did the Five Pens Challenge while she was home alone one day."
by Chumlee Johnson November 20, 2023
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men pen

I'm going to Jimmy's to watch the game in his men pen.
by sweetshakemilk May 11, 2025
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Pen-y-Darren

Can you hear them?
The trains
They call to you
Listen to them
Join them
Become
Become one with the trains
Join The Ascension
Our one true god: Pen-y-Darren
by The Cosmic Conductor September 11, 2020
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