penis

Penis:
-The thing that scares the shit outta you before having sex because you dont know if it's big enough for the girl

-The thing that always makes you ask yourself: "Is it big enough?"

-The only usefull part of a male

-Used for pleasure and sometimes used to give yourslef pleasure

ill always question myself about the size of my penis

by Lucas JG April 18, 2006

penis

a word that gay men look up in the urban dictionary

Why do you look up penis in the urban dictionary you faggots?

by daman555 May 8, 2010

penis

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill, wammy, wowaweewa, private, pee pee hole, thingy, private, schniezer, halaluaer

1) wow man thats a schniezer u got there
2) You have a nice, how u say, wowaweewa!
3) Ahh, ya, stick that wammy in me!
4) Man, I wanna be black and have a huge schlong like them
5) My penis is better then yours.

by Mourad March 22, 2007

penis

A tightly packer blunt.

i have the biggest craving for a penis

by ryan April 5, 2004

penis

Come on, man. If you need a definition for "Penis", you've got serious issues.

Go get a penis you hermaphradite.

by Fiyinite7 December 12, 2007

penis

your thingy

penis <3 vagina

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

penis

the part of your body that give you a pee in the shower as you aim for a shampoo tagret

Do you want to go in the shower and have some sex?
Sure. As long as we can aim at a shampoo target.
Ok.
And pee all over each other and suck each others penis.
Sure! Why Not?

by PENISinYOURmouth January 24, 2005