pen fuck

Military slang meaning to fake paper work,or just write any old thing down.

Example... Did you do the equipment inventory paper work? No Sargent I was in a hurry so I pen fucked it.

by Jarheadharley September 18, 2018

maker pen

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Maker Pen Goes Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by picklespickleduckducks August 6, 2023

Pen Trauma

You can't write as you're having a trauma with your pen and there's no other pens close by or you can't get out of a meeting to get a new pen.

When your Bic crumbles in you hand in an exam or in an important meeting you experience Pen Trauma.

by 367squadron June 24, 2011

Tit Pen

A pen in the tit pocket on a shirt

may i use the pen that is in your pocket, your tit pen?

by canamguy09 July 27, 2017

Pen

Pens are just.

Pens are just

by Pens are just. April 23, 2022

trail a pen

be a writer, be an author

In future I will be trail a pen

by Buckish February 4, 2018

Pen

Slang for a vaporizer, e-cigarette, or e-hookah.

Person 1: "Yo, you bring your pen today?"
Person 2: "Nah man."
Person 1: "Damn. I need a buzz."

by Rocketfizzle January 28, 2015