Peaking

Peaking is when you poop so much that the poop looks like a mountain. With the top peaking over the water making a peak.

I took such a big poop it was peaking.

by Peaking January 7, 2015

nicky pickings

noun. stolen goods goods that have been stolen

lets all share in the nicky pickings

by sharon osbourne September 4, 2006

picking grapes

"Picking grapes" is a non-existent racial slur that was coined by Linda Stasi. John Nolte, editor at large for Breitbart, wrote a story about her titled ' New York Daily News columnist Linda Stasi wants Kimberly Guilfoyle, who is Puerto Rican, fired from Fox News and says “she’d be better off picking grapes.” '. Then Donald Trump Jr. suggested that it was racist rhetoric in a tweet.

@DonaldJTrumpJr

"How did this get past her editors at the @NYDailyNews? Or do they condone this kind of talk? I guess hypocrisy, sexism & racist rhetoric are alive & well there."

“she’d be better off picking grapes.”

by ItsHairTime June 16, 2018

Pudge Packing

Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge package into the crack of her ass, the buldge of her beaver, or anywhere in between (taint). Works best right after sex when genitals are full of blood, but not quite erect.

Pudge Packing can be an intimately relaxing after-sex bonding session, as long as your ladyfriend doesn't mind having your hot, sopping wet pudge crammed in her crack.

by Ray June 11, 2004

Easy Pickings

Jack, Adam, and Zach

“Honey, this fool wants to fight you!”
“Don’t worry he is easy pickings”

by Matt is fat eh30 April 10, 2023

Perking

To be attracted to nipples of all kinds in a sexual way, often searching out opportunities to observe them in their natural state.

Sarah: Steve, I thought you loved me, but you are perking at every set of nipples in this swimming pool.

Steve: *sobs* I'm sorry Sarah, I can't help myself, I AM KING PERKER. I need help....*gulp, sob*

by FUCKUPHIMA January 25, 2015

packing popcorn

When a woman is wearing a bathing suit (or underwear for that matter) and hasn't shaved her pubes the resulting puffy look under the bathing suit or underwear

Man look at that bitch in the bikini - she's packing popcorn - better give her the weed wacker.

by THE TAS December 28, 2008