Ionark Pat

A condescending pat

Nicholas: "My Firefox just crashed while playing Neopets"
*Person pats their back* (This is the Ionark Pat)

by Zero2onepath January 25, 2010

Pat Hanson

Gam artist. Someone who makes up stories to bond with the boys

Pat Hanson is a serial gam artist. He just told me he got 78 runs in grade 6

by Hickerydickerydock September 12, 2022

pat

pats are very mean and thickkkkk!

hey look at her !

ohh thats just pat.
shes thickkkk!

by janae!!! October 10, 2018

Pat Callahan

Man you’ve always wanted, man who loves sports and his kids and a man smart and friendly as can be

I seen pat Callahan today

by 95677 June 10, 2022

pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.

Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...

by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023

Pat

Second hand cocaine through nostril kissing.

Hey can you pat me down? My nostrils have an itch that only you can itch.

by Snort squirter March 21, 2017

Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023