Krabby Patty

A vagina with knots of hair and has dirty dingleberries.

Jordan has that Krabby Patty

by Chickennn Patty February 1, 2018

Fag Patty

When a gay male poops on another gay male’s genitalia.

“Hey, it’s Grant! I wanted to apologize about that Fag Patty last night, Konner.”

by Patty Pusher December 31, 2023

Patty Pour

The three to four drop dribble at the bottom of a champagne to which you offer your friend for one last drink…..primarily at brunch!

Can I have one more glass of Champs? Sure, here you go. Oh my God, that is a Patty Pour!

by anonymous August 22, 2021

Cock patty

Someone who thinks he has the secret sauce like the Krabby Patty but doesn’t. His patty tastes like old musty weiner

Kade dropped the ball because he’s a cock patty, bad bitch Alexis would never do that.

by Prairie Pineapple January 5, 2022

ultimate patty cake

The art of palm-to-Palm warfare. The one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. When the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. God's awaken from their eternal slumber. Even John Cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat.

OMG THEY'RE PLAYING ULTIMATE PATTY CAKE! WE MUST ALEART THE KING AND HIS GUARDS! IT IS TOO DANHEROUS TO PLAY IN THE OPEN!

King: GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!

by TheAnonymousDictionarySurfer November 18, 2015

Pale Patty

White woman

Daaammn, look at that pale patty saving that black homeless man as Pale Pattie’s usually do.

by HistorianHiMe August 15, 2022

Cow Patty

When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.

Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home

by thatausguy July 23, 2019